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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely...

At 7:01 a.m., when she stepped into the shower, she discovered that at some point during the...

Oct 2nd

Things I Don't Understand And Definitely...

On television shows they always wrap the tops and bottoms of gift boxes separately.

Oct 1st

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I wanted to tell her: “His mother loves you, but he does not.”

Sep 30th

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This might be the most amazing sentence in today’s New York Times: “Everybody here is...

Sep 30th

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Prior-authorization.

Sep 29th

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A title can never be too long.

Sep 27th

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Uneasy access.

Sep 25th

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Your lack of concern seems so genuine.

Sep 25th

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They fell out of love so fast.

Sep 23rd

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She made a distinction between my laugh and a “fake laugh” that she alleges I employ...

Sep 22nd

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I was bored at their house. I took a book off the shelf and began to read. “How To Get...

Sep 22nd

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Define “overreact.”

Sep 21st

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The Kabbalah Centre sent me an e-mail that states, “As you may know, Rosh Hashanah in New...

Sep 18th

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Your mom reads my blog.

Sep 17th

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He is often credited with inventing “the first interoffice envelope for use in the...

Sep 15th

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They just sat there and picked at the french fries on their plates and pretended that they were...

Sep 13th

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Her personal laugh track is not always in sync with what is actually said.

Sep 11th

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Oversharing is not an act of generosity.

Sep 8th

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Whether or not this is one of those stories.

Sep 6th

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She could tell, from the way he said “Hello” when she answered the phone, that the...

Sep 4th

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My sister must be mad: she deleted our friendship on Facebook. Social networking is fantastic for...

Sep 3rd

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His business card says: “Lead Genius.” I instantly hate him even more.

Sep 3rd

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I started another blog.

Sep 2nd