I am sure that I will talk about the emu eggs even more than I talked about the ostrich eggs.
I only made one phone call about this while standing in front of them and staring. I figured that N.L. would understand my excitement. She didn’t answer the phone. So all of that is on tape.
I obviously got in trouble for taking photos of the emu eggs. If I hadn’t shrieked with excitement while leaving a voicemail about them, perhaps the Whole Foods Produce Police might have left me alone. Instead, they shouted, “NO PICTURES OF THE PRODUCE, PLEASE.”
