BY JEN SNOW CONTACTTumblr (3.0; @thingsidontunderstandand)http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/<p><ul> <li>One man wrote 96 novels.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/236517271http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/236517271Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:21:14 -0500<p><ul> <li>She was always searching for the story.</li> <li>He was sometimes searching for her story too.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/234708913http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/234708913Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:31:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>The permanent condition.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231109050http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231109050Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:23:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>Is it necessary for the byline to read, “INTERVIEW CONDUCTED, CONDENSED AND EDITED BY…” ?</li> <li>Why stop there?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231956515http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231956515Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:21:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>Are we really going to refer to it as “The Rise of Power Jeans?”</li> <li>We are basically amazing.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/227837188http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/227837188Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:00 -0400Basically amazing<p><ul> <li>Genetic testing.</li> <li>We ate dinner at 5 o’clock.</li> <li>What are we supposed to do now?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/225482814http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/225482814Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:37:14 -0400<p><ul> <li>What you really think when you repeat “absolutely, absolutely, absolutely,” so many times in a row, affirmatively, like that.</li> <li>Why we can’t stop.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/223299517http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/223299517Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:06:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>He did not realize, at the time, that “I remember those boots,” was the wrong thing to say.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/220696524http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/220696524Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:00:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>I wanted to send a thank you note.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/219009273http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/219009273Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:19:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>She is the type of woman who is always leaving things like fabric softener at other people’s homes.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217851465http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217851465Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:25:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>In theory? Yes.</li> <li>In practice? No.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217135158http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217135158Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:05:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>Touch typing.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214665458http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214665458Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:15:57 -0400<p><ul> <li>Why haven’t you ordered a copy of <a href="http://dearoldlove.com/" target="_blank"><em>Dear Old Love</em></a> yet? </li> <li> <a href="http://dearoldlove.com" target="_blank"><em>Dear Old Love</em></a>, the book, costs only $9.95.</li> <li>It is a wonderful book, edited by Andy Selsberg. (I understand this, and I am definitely going to talk about it.)</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214385300http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214385300Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0400Dear Old LovebooksI Understand This And I Am Definitely Going To Talk About It<p><ul> <li>The bus driver made the bus “kneel” even though I was the only person getting on at the stop.</li> <li>It was like the beginning of a New York Times “Metropolitan Diary” story (I was riding the crosstown bus) but random children did not say precocious things out loud at opportune moments.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214235954http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214235954Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:03:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>There is a shot in <em><a href="http://www.826nyc.org" target="_blank">Where the Wild Things Are</a></em> of a toy sailboat and a blue bed sheet and it is a brief moment that is visually stunning and thoroughly heartbreaking and that is the shot that made me cry.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/213460734http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/213460734Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:57:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>The muscle-relaxant that you prescribed made me tense.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/212548873http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/212548873Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:49:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>Is that supposed to be a statement necklace?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/211496959http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/211496959Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:39:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>How to read lips.</li> <li>How to wink.</li> <li>Why it is important to remember dreams.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/210609420http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/210609420Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:45:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>All you want is the perfect love?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/207926146http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/207926146Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:38:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>The neurology of anxiety.</li> <li>Equal temperament.</li> <li>How to tell time.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/206384003http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/206384003Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:16:38 -0400