BY JEN SNOW CONTACTTumblr (3.0; @thingsidontunderstandand)http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/<p><ul> <li>Do not quote your own blog when you are sitting and eating and talking to other people at the dinner table.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/249281713http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/249281713Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:58:28 -0500<p><ul> <li>Something about festival dailies.</li> <li>Something about frozen dumplings.</li> <li>Something about that stranger, leaning against the doors for the entire ride, writing alternating lines in blue pen and in black pen in a tiny notebook, and never messing up, and balancing.</li> <li>Something about Botox and sweating.</li> <li>Something about where they keep the carts at night and when it is cold.</li> <li>Something about this being the block where I lost you.</li> <li>Something about the bakery staying open for one more holiday’s haul.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/246858648http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/246858648Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:41:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>There is a bathtub at the end of the bed. Just a few feet away.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/246817104http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/246817104Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:05:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>When you are finally given an office of your own, and at the end of the first day in your new place, someone asks you how you like it, do not say, “It feels a little bit lonely.”</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/242978199http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/242978199Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:02:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>He went on a date with Lady Gaga when she lived on the Lower East Side.</li> <li>You cannot go out with him.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/241480194http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/241480194Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:56:29 -0500<p><ul> <li>You gave me all the good lines.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/240959800http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/240959800Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:20:18 -0500<p><ul> <li>They did not realize that their friendship was fake.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/240650611http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/240650611Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:13:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>She was born with a business card in her hand.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/237815377http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/237815377Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:49:22 -0500<p><ul> <li>One man wrote 96 novels.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/236517271http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/236517271Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:21:14 -0500<p><ul> <li>She was always searching for the story.</li> <li>He was sometimes searching for her story too.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/234708913http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/234708913Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:31:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>The permanent condition.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231109050http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231109050Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:23:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>Is it necessary for the byline to read, “INTERVIEW CONDUCTED, CONDENSED AND EDITED BY…” ?</li> <li>Why stop there?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231956515http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/231956515Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:21:00 -0500<p><ul> <li>Are we really going to refer to it as “The Rise of Power Jeans?”</li> <li>We are basically amazing.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/227837188http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/227837188Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:00 -0400Basically amazing<p><ul> <li>Genetic testing.</li> <li>We ate dinner at 5 o’clock.</li> <li>What are we supposed to do now?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/225482814http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/225482814Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:37:14 -0400<p><ul> <li>What you really think when you repeat “absolutely, absolutely, absolutely,” so many times in a row, affirmatively, like that.</li> <li>Why we can’t stop.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/223299517http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/223299517Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:06:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>He did not realize, at the time, that “I remember those boots,” was the wrong thing to say.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/220696524http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/220696524Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:00:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>I wanted to send a thank you note.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/219009273http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/219009273Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:19:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>She is the type of woman who is always leaving things like fabric softener at other people’s homes.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217851465http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217851465Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:25:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>In theory? Yes.</li> <li>In practice? No.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217135158http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/217135158Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:05:00 -0400<p><ul> <li>Touch typing.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214665458http://thingsidontunderstandand.tumblr.com/post/214665458Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:15:57 -0400